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Blind and drunk monkeys

PTV how I hate thee... I'm going from Flinders St to Footscray on the train now.. A total of 3 stops. It's leaving from platform 9. But the next one will leave from platform 5. It could also leave from platform 6 or 10. WHAT THE HELL MELBOURNE?

In every other metro on earth the same suburban line stops on the same fucking platforms. But in Melbourne that means if you are in the city going to the same place every time you still need to look at the timetable every single time every single day because the ADHD train line designers can't decide where to stop. 

In Melbourne they can't decide what bloody platform to go to nor which direction the line should run. I'm still convinced the PTV people and town planners here are blind and drunk monkeys.

After always being late to my appointments as PTV has fucked me around so many times with their network disruptions I gave myself extra time and I've now arrived at my destination 30mins early. I can't get my timing right for anything.

Seriously WHO voted this the most liveable city?

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