White night nightmare

Ptv rant #

Melbourne transport

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING UTTERLY SHIT? White Night was amazingly well organized but once again third world country PTV fucks up. Been sitting on the train 15mins not moving. No announcements. Fucking nothing. I'm exhausted and want to go home.

World's most liveable city title is laughable.

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Melbourne's (and Sydney's) public transport hell

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